Let's talk about how much I hate The Shawshank Redemption. First and most importantly: Prison isn't supposed to be happy. It's dark and terrifying and people get raped there. Oh sure, Tim Robbins got it a few times in the beginning, but after that, what? Nothing.

The ending was just too damn happy to be believable. Who wants to see someone ESCAPE from prison? Nobody, that's who. Morgan Freeman just should've killed Tim Robbins with a sharpened toothpick and saved everybody two hours of boring and stupid.