Normally I don't do this, but my friend Lars convinced me to watch the pilot of Breaking Bad. It was just about as bad as everything else is. Despite the fact that it was about someone dying of cancer (which had me interested at first), he didn't even really come close to dying... he just sort of stood around in his freaking underpants. Dude, nobody wants to see that.

If you ask me, he should've just died at the end. That would've been great. No real series, just show America what happens to everybody in the end. Life is death, America? Why can't you see that?