What's the deal with the new Muppets movie, The Muppets? When I saw it, I had a few serious questions. Did nobody realize that they were just puppets the whole time? And what about that one human dude whose brother was a puppet? HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN!?

There were a few points in there where it looked like the movie was going to accept its own inevitable failure at the hands of impending doom and despair. Like when this song played. I would've been much happier if the movie ended there and everybody died in a fire or something. Either way, this piece of crap still left me depressed and empty. Happy endings don't exist in real life. There is only pain and suffering. And sometimes My Chemical Romance...