Saw Titanic again last night. Not in retarded 3D, mind you. Still hated it. Celine Dion represents everything wrong with the world today.

In a way, the movie sort of represented my own outlook on life: it's futile to try to survive when we'll all just plunge down into the empty depths eventually. Some of us sooner than others. HAPPINESS IS FUTILE. DESPAIR IS INEVITABLE. I'm glad the damn ship sank; too bad it was only a movie, though.